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Leadership refers to the quality that a person or collection of people hold in which they command respect and are highly influential. However, leadership has shown to be highly overrated, in accordance with the numerous scandals and failures among leaders themselves. Leadership is frequently questionable and should be critically evaluated. Some psychologist groups argue that the "born leader" also has a lot in common with people who suffer from narcissistic personality tendencies.
"Hey, let's go to this leadershp conference."
"Okay. Does that mean we get to become the rich one-percent who controls the world and everyone in it?"
"Yes."
"Okay."
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90s era corporate fluff word used by email-pushers and middle managers to elevate themselves into imaginary inspirational figures. Leadership culture siphons huge sums of money to the most dispensable members of an organization, while non-leaders do all the useful work. The concept also provides a platform for motivational speakers to sell seminars to half-wits, who believe that they may become inspiring people by spending money on retreats in fancy places like Aspen, Colorado.
What do those lazy bastards in the admin. office actually do all day?
Leadership, bitches.
This is the process of making people do exceedingly better by physically inserting a fist into anothers rectum, usualy this help is prvided in the form of a Brackov propelled fist. A prime example of its use is a child struggling with the monkey bars. At the point of falling a swift insertion of ONWARDS AND UPWARDS from Alexeis' mighty help and the child maraculasly is a pro of monkeys bars for a short time. Various levels of leadership (pending on how beardy a person needs to become)include the open hand, the fist, rings, full braclets, hand buzzers, tennisballs in fist, some have even rumored that there could one day be a double fist manouver created to help Jade Goodey finally win something (eg Im A Celebrity this year)
"God Damn! Im gonna fall, i cant do it... NNNoooo... Alex! LEADERSHIP!!!"
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Leadership is nature's way of removing morons from the productive flow.
"I award you this award"
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Its when some asshole juggalo who hugs everyone tell others what to do
"Hey fred, that stupid white boy has some real good leader ship skillz" "yea...right"
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Leadership is the spiritual quest for direction and purpose. Leadership is the need in the human spirit which creates purpose and direction for ones self and for others. As followers we look for this vision in our leaders, as leaders we must realize the leadership is a true calling, not simply a job skill.
Jennifer has demonstrated leadership in her job by encouraging others to represent the vision of the organization.
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The art of trading imaginary things in the future, for real things today.
Catbert showed his leadership skills by promising Dilbert a promotion if he worked all weekend and if there's ever an opening and no one else is more qualified.
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