Anal Lease

Paying someone, typically a filthy prostitue, a street whore or homeless person, for a quick, down and dirty, one time anal sex encounter. An anal lease is sought cause you can't hit that ass at home.

Rachel won't give up the ass for me so I had no choice but to look for a short term anal lease this weekend. Sadly, I think I may have contracted something.

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Crack Lease

Similar to the rock rental, this occurs when a crackhead trades the use of a vehicle in their possession for crack.

Tawanda done given Boo a crack lease on her hoopde yo!

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Ford Lease

1 the biggest mistake you could have ever made
2 the signing over of every dollar you make for a piece of sh!t

1 you mean he not only bought a ford but has a lease on it. lmfao
2 what happened to his retirement? well he signed a ford lease and the piece of sh!t hasn't worked since it came of the assembly line

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anna-lease

it is a female gypsy that lives in a caravan or cardboard box eaiting beans over a campfire

shut up you anna-lease

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Lease Princess

Someone who lives well beyond their means. A girl whose façade is based on a fake lifestyle they can’t afford. So…everything…is…leased.

Andrea is a lease princess. She drives a Mercedes and lives in weho but I heard she gets bills from the IRS weekly.

Ford Lease

A contract between Ford and a customers posterior.
Also includes a sub-par vehicle that disappears after the term of the lease expires leaving the customer in bewilderment at the vacant hole in their bank account and the throbbing from their backside.

Also known as "The Buttfuck"

Regular use -
Ford: "You're late for your Ford Lease payments this month."
Customer: "Please use lube..."

Slang use -
Geoff: "So Ford Leased you?"
Andrey: "Yup, right in the rear wiper."

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goat leased

A random phrase that can be substituted into a sentence and take on its own meaning. Wonderful to use to confuse friends.

Dude, you got so goat leased last night.

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