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About 10% of people are left handed. People who are left handed are very creative. Left-handed people are super kind and like to give back to the homeless. If you have a left-handed friend you are very lucky because they are NEVER leaving you and they will stand up for you when nobody else will.
I wish I was left-handed!
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Left hand is when you ask your bf/gf left or right. If they say left, you owe them a kiss if they say right they get a hug. But you can change up the hands after awhile and make Left hand a hug, flowers and right hand could be a kiss, buying them something.
Jakob- “left or right”
Debb- “Left”
Left hand would be hug now Jakob has to hug Debb
The best type of handed people
Fuck right handed people
1: yo it feels good to be left handed
Right handed shit lord (2): i know right! I hate being right handed. It sucks!
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Left Handed, smart and useful and not like the others. This person is unique and different in a good way.
Just don't box left-handed people.
oh they left handed.
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to steal. when paying at the counter of a store use your right hand to do all the movement and keep the other goods you want to steal down by your side with your left hand. If they ask about it simply say "OH, i forgot i was hold it!"
I payed for this gum, but i left-handed the juice.
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Someone who is left handed is the devil's child. If you know anyone who is left handed, call the police to perform a ritual on them.
*At the basketball gym*
Some random guy: yo why are you so good with your left hand?
Me: Oh I'm left handed.
Them: NO GET AWAY
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Cause of left-handedness. Lost cause in the eyes of educators, all due to that fact that lazy parents did not take the time to beat their children into the right habit at the appropriate age.
"All the job requirements are fulfilled...yet due to the fact that you are left-handed, we cannot hire you at our company at this time."
"Left-handed is like being ass handed."
"We left-handers also have rights! We want equality!"
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