Left Nut

The act of beating someones ass, without using any effort.
You use as much effort as your left nut.

Friend 1: Hey you gonna beat his ass?
Friend 2: Yeah hes soft, Ill put that left nut action in on him!
Friend 1: damn nice!

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Left-nut

The passenger seat of a car.
Also known as "shotgun:

"I have left-nut"
"I call left-nut"

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Left Nut

The nut to the left side of your penicular structure.

Honey, I can't bang you tonight. My left nut got cut off.

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left nut cleavage

The slight appearence of a mans left nut.

John "dude put that away!"
Tom " what do you mean?"
John " your left nut cleavage you sack of shit!"

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monkeys left nut

A worthless object

I don't give a monkeys left nut

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my left nut

not the right one

Hey my left nut hurts!
You mean your right one?
No, I mean the left one!

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Saggy left nut

1) An expletive denoting the absurdity of the situation.

2) A term applied when something of little importance is valued more than it should be.

1) John: What in the name my saggy left nut do you think you are doing?

2) Jack: This is really important! We need to fix this now.
Jane: Yes, or else you will certainly lose your saggy left nut.

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