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When someone leaves their colostomy opening exposed allowing for sexual penetration in lieu of sodomy, due to the rerouting of the anus.
I wasn't feeling frisky but I left the side door open just in case.
means that you would rather drive into oncoming traffic then to do something
ugly person : wanna kiss??
me : i'd rather drive on the left side of the road 🙄
Putting your chin on the left shoulder of someone you´re currently hugging is a clear indicator for the fact that you want to bang that person right then and there.
Yeah, she didn´t get the hints, so I gave her a left side hug and we went at it on the spot!