Length

Length is a measure of distance. In the International System of Quantities, length is a quantity with dimension distance. In most systems of measurement a base unit for length is chosen, from which all other units are derived. In the International System of Units (SI) system the base unit for length is the metre.

I have an average length
Nice.

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slip the length

To have sexual intercourse with someone

Bob: How long were you round Susan's last night?

Dave: Not long, i slipped her the length and then went to the pub.

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bermuda length

Bermuda length means shorts that are cut right at or right above the knee.

DRESS CODE:
Collared Shirts or mock neck are Required, Tennis Shoes are allowed, Shorts must be bermuda length.
NO METAL SPIKES

Planck length

1. The smallest measurable length, 1.616 * 10^-35 meters.
2. The distance light travels in one Planck time, 5.39 * 10^-44 seconds.
3. The length of your penis.

Budge a Planck length and I shoot.

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love length

Slang word for a penis

He stuck his love length inside his partners bum hole

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Rubble Length

The amount of time a Brick would last before it stopped resembling a Brick, currently 1.75 days (30240 secs, covering 69.552km).

It would only take a few Brick Years, naturally taking into account the Rubble Length

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dave length

A unit of measurement when describing how much (electrical) wire is pulled past the destination it should have ended at.

How to tell when to start measuring is when enough wire is pulled to the given location to be able to comfortably complete a termination and then finding more wire was pulled than needed, most often in excess, and ironically most often its copper wire. Once you've determined theres way more wire than needed, its a dave length.. No actual "measuring" is done with any tool. It will be obvious just from "eyeballing it" when you have a dave length to deal with,

Some dave lengths can be short, usually because its only small guage wire such as #14, however a genuine dave length will be found when #10 and larger are involved because thats where the money is

"Okay boys its time to splice this place up... Oh look someone pulled 10 extra feet of 8/3 past the panel, i wonder who could have done that.. What a dave length!"

"Hey how much wire do we need at location?" - "im not sure, you never know how often things change, better make it a dave length. Should be good"