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Lerk is a beautiful girl who is the sister of Zachary “Perk” Arkin, who kissed Skewball at one of Logans parties.
Skewball got with Lerk at Logs
Lerk? Where is Lerk tonight?
Absolute smoke show. Gets her nudes leaked and her brother doesn't like it.
Jude: Yo boys look I got lerk nudes
Perk: Bro fuck you ur so weird
Jude: stfu jew
A Fuck Ferk is considered someone from the streets in the San Diego region who has nowhere to go and just scabs off people, no job, no life, no friends (free loader) etc.
1. Hey light up that joint bro, oh wait here comes that Fuck Lerk never mind.
2. Man I was at this party the other night and we got all faded and John got drunk did all my drugs and then had nowhere to drop him off at! what a Fuck Lerk move he pulled.
3. Look at that blind Fuck Lerk Panhandling on the freeway, he ain't getting my dollar
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Going more than 25 weeks deep into someone that you fantasize about's Instagram Page and not liking any pictures.
Gurl#1: i was insta-lerking Dequans page last night.
Gurl #2: Did you like any pictures?
Gurl #1: Hell no, i was 56 weeks deep into that page gurl!!!!
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When someone goes into a person's profile. They go as far as their very first post, but never want to like anything, because it would be too weird.
Gurl #1 (on the phone, so there is some sarcasm)- Gurl, OMG!! I was just Insta-lerking through Gavin's pics he is sssoooooooo HOT!!!
Gurl#2- OMFG! Really?! Did you like any of them????
Gurl#1- OMF NOOO!!! Gurl it was a year back that I went up to, there is no way that I am going to like his pictures.
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It's a disease that makes you age at a days rate. It affects the metamorphisis metabolics of the body and the immune system and attacks the central nervous sytem of the body. It will eventually spread throughout the entire body. terkl lerk can't be treated. Once you've got it it's a death sentence.
terkl lerk is something that just happens, it's not hereditary and it's not contagious. If you ever get terkl lerk the best thing you can do is just keep living.
Symptoms include sudden outbursts of: "BLINGA GUGIGINGAAA!!"
"How do I know i got terkl lerk? I just looked in the mirror and said >>you know what, I look about 50 years old<<"
"The doctors prognosis for me was anywhere from 30 to 35 years left. Some might say 30 to 35 years, that's a pretty good prognosis. The fact remains I still have terkl lerk. And so do you."
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Lerke - a famous bird in Germany.
People with lerke are the shizznit! That sums it up.
You are the Lerke!
You are the Sizznit. (Sh*t)