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a term for anal sex commonly used in the UK
It is not uncommon nowadays for prostitutes to offer "A" levels for no extra compensation.
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A fast spreading new definition of the word leveled, meaning that a person got owned. People will often accompany the use of the word with a backwards L shape of their hand signalling that a person got leveled. The character LevelMasterJ was the first recorded person known to use the saying in such a way.
A man falls over in the street.
Person 1:''Man did you see that! That person just got leveled!''
(Makes a L shape with their hand purposefully reversed to the opposite direction for the meaning leveled in order to not be confused with loser.)
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The A-levels (Advanced Level Examinations) is a series of exams that one will take at the age of 18.
Numerous students choose to take this exam after sitting for the O-levels (Ordinary Level Examinations), which tends to make others wonder why one would want to experience this suffering yet again at an advanced level.
Prior to the A-Levels, one will spend two years preparing for the examinations at a Junior College. During this period of time, the student will go through lectures, tutorials and various phases of regret.
It is commonplace for many students to believe that taking the A-levels was the biggest mistake of their life, in which they are correct.
Person 1: What are you studying for?
Person 2: My A-Levels.
Person 1: What is that?
Person 2: The biggest mistake of my life.
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A hot and sexy super star would gets all the girls at a young age very attractive very smart and very big dick
Omg girl you just got asked out by a levell
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A form of torture which is supposedly 'optional' for any uk 16-18 year old. However it is most likely said 16-18 year olds are forced, sorry, 'persuaded' into sitting these exams which they are clearly going to fail. Said failed exams are then followed by hundreds of retake's until finally said teenager can get high enough grades to get into any uni which will take them after which they will be - you guessed it - forced to do more coursework, sit more exams, and so on and so forth through life.
Person 1: What the hell are A levels?
Person 2: You mean you werent forced into them by your parents/teachers/both?
Person 1: Oh no, I'm not 16 yet, but believe me when I am, I will be forced to take them
Person 2: That blows.
Person 1: Yup
(and so the boring conversation continues)
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Totally crunked, floored, tossed, slapped, belted, throttled, thrashed, slammed, grilled, drilled, popped, cleaned, clocked,lashed, reamed, flogged, rocked, bucked, cleaved, knifed, smacked, hammered, mangled, knocked, or any other derivative of the word "pwnt"
STFU Big Tony, I leveled your fat ass
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