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A euphemism for scrotum, or nutsack for you unedumuhcated folks.
This cougar was totally all over me last night so I decided to let her take me home and have a few licks at the old Cougar Salt Lick.
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when a male has an erection so large, monstrous, and hard that he must cover it with corn to calm it down. After this masturbating into the corn, shoving the corn into his ass and throwing it up into a females/gay males tender brown ass and repeating the procedure again and again until the dick falls off.
"I went on a trip to Salt Lick City and I never came back."
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When a female dresses up as a young female deer and licks your balls after you bust a nut in your pants
dude, i took my chick up to the woods and we totally pulled the female doe salt lick. It was epic
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When you're railing a cowgirl that is at least 15 years older in a seemingly empty pasture, atop a hay bale. This is generally done in early spring before bugs are hatching out. After going at it for a while, the man feeling a tickle on his ass (thinking it is a bug, but realizing its too cold), turns around to see her Clydesdale horse licking his asshole.
Man, I ran up north the other night to get with that cowgirl and got a St. Louis Salt Lick instead.
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When a man buries himself in soft sand with only his erect penis sticking out so that when a coyote walks by it will lick his salty penis.
"Have you seen Juan?"
"He went out to the desert to get a New Mexico Salt Lick"
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A grandiose insult only used for the highest of offenses, it means the victim of this unspeakable offense, are a mineral consuming infant with a round physique and the facial appearance of a tumor
"my girlfriend cheated on me the other day..."
"Well she's a salt licking skittle lookin tumor baby!"
The act of having someone lick your (a native Virginian) sweaty balls after a period of intense sweat.
Stephanie really got the Virginia Salt Lick after we got home from a day of intense summer river rafting.