Lick Her Postage Stamp

To eat her ass out. Eat booty.

When I get home tonight I’m gonna lick her postage stamp.

licking your postage stamp

Slang term for going down on a girl.

"I'm licking your postage stamp again" -Jason Mraz from Clockwatching.

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Even Cows Lick Stamps

Used as an agreement. Equivalent to "that was bound to happen" but with an extra shade of meaning toward stupid people, or the inevitability of stupid events taking place.

Origin unclear. corporate/midwestern USA.

Person 1: I thought John would have learned his lesson about not viewing porn on his office computer.

Person 2: Yeah, well- even cows lick stamps.

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Licking Stamps

To take LSD, usually in blotter form, Because they are reminiscent postage stamps.

Dude, he was just chilling there licking stamps at that festival, He must've been really tripping out.