lid

A language spoken predominately by 12-30 year old males in the Liverpool Area. If you are unable to speak Lid or lad as it is more commonly known, you may become subject to a severe beating.

The vocabulary of the language consists of few actual words, but can be confused with broken English.

While using the transport network in Liverpool, you may come across the lid language. If you have the misfortune to come across speakers of lid, remember to use your trusty elephant gun to blow their brains away. If you dont take this course of action, you will loose 1 IQ point for every minute you are exposed to the inane non-sensical banter.

The language evoloved out of the belief that it is "gay" to use a word with more than three letters.

Lidder 1: The pigs got me Lid
Lidder 2: Lad
Lidder 1: Lid

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lid

noun (person)
Careless (amateur, ham) radio operator.

That lid splattered all over the band.

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lid

to be, or have been, lieing down or napping.

I was lid down for bit.
He's lid down on the couch.

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lid

a poor radio operator (ham radio)

He kept jumping in on the frequency. What a lid!

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lid

The wine mom equivalent of the millennial slang term 'lit'

"Honey you have to try my new casserole, it's lid" said Mrs. Smith

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lid

A way of describing a man's toupee or really bad haircut.

When greeting a guy:

Look him straight in the eye, then deliberately glance up at his hairline and say: "Nice lid, buddy."

Lets him know that his hairpiece doesn't quite work.

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lid

getting a blowjob, aka dome or head.
blowjob head dome face skull

man, that girl gave me some outstanding lid last night.
she gives some mean lid.

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