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1. k-intox
2. morbidly obese 40 year old metalhead
Look at those inferior subhuman lifeforms in #revolution talking about death metal and double bacon cheeseburgers
The acronymic meaning of GLaDOS.
Aperture Laboratories Genetic Lifeform and Disc Operating System, or GLaDOS, filled the room with neurotoxins.
Following this PDA warning there are two scenarios.
A: you ignore it and shit your pants to a reaper leviathan seconds later.
B: You turn around and your pants get to live another day
PDA: “Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”
You: “I can’t possibly imagine what could go wro-AHHHHH,SH** YOU CU*T GO F*** YOURSELF, NO NO NO NO NO JESUS.”
Your seamoth: *Dies*
Your pants: *Turn brown*
A hole in your monitor: *Appears*
When a trans person has their name changed to Harry, they become a Harry Lifeform
Since Ava transitioned, his name is Harry so he is a Harry Lifeform
When someone, something, a creature or an object has only one lung.
Since John got his other lung removed for vaping, he is now a Kale Lifeform
would stand for an extraterestrial being with too much time on its hands tends to be quite the smartalec.hahaha
look at the joker what a lifeform!
Chaos will be controlled with a Finger snap for i am the ultimate Lifeform