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When one does not quite achieve hard-on-isity, however, still enjoys the sensation of the possibilities of it.
Most commonly happens when one has no potential of realizing the ultimate goal but yet, unexplainably, the body reacts as though there IS that potential. Generally speaking, occurs in business meetings, restaurants and public places.
I got a limp-on just talking to her on the phone.
A limp is a simp but the only thing simps take is L's, so replace the s with l
yo this dude corny as fuck bro he limping so hard rn, I aint wanna be friends with no limp.
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A word that describes something unfavourable, dissapointing or unexpected in a bad way
Joe: Dude i cant make it to this crazy party tonight!
Ryan: LIMP! It was going to be wazza!
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LOL in my Pants. Originates from the Isle of Man and is generally used to describe anything that is funny.
"Hey did you see Greatest Freak Out Ever 8 last night?"
"Yeah, it made me LIMP!"
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The probable outcome of having a Guardian of Freedom performed on oneself.
She was limping for weeks after she got the Guardian of Freedom.
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The act of of laughing in one's plane.
While flying to New York, Johnny told me a funny joke and I began to LIMP.
I LIMP'd all the way to Europe.
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Lady pimp, opposite gimp a women that is beautiful and attracts all the men and doesnt use them for her own sexual enjoyment and only goes as far as kissing on the first date usually wears hollister and also a really good and experianced kisser.
loves the male sex normally straight but could have signs of being bi.
john:shes a whore
jeff:no shes a limp
john:whats a limp?
jeff:a girl that is a lady pimp but isnt a whore and doesnt use guys for sexual enjoyment.
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