Pimp Limp

Once upon a time there was a pimp and one day he got in a skirmish with a local cop and while he was running away he got shot in the leg and had to walk with a limp. Now the pimp was limping around with a cane keeping up with his hoes. Every other pimp liked it and copy ed him and that's why pimps walk with a limp.

"look at that foo with da pimp limp"

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Dirty Pimp Limp

A variation on bagpiping in which a man puts his throbbing stonker in the back of someones knee.

John: I met this bird at a party the other night. I took her home to smash her pasty but she was on the blob so I ended up giving her a dirty pimp limp.

Dave: Top drawer mate.

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