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Combat linemen (Lineys) are the most refined and articulate members of the Royal Corps of Signals. Reknowned for their sexual prowess, intelligence and athletic stature.
Warcry...." We Lay 'em Longer"
Not to be mistaken for Telemechs. (a workshy subspieces seen on airfields).
Attempts to breed Linemen in captivity led to genetic weaklings known as Combat signalmen and storeman. (both to be found in dark recesses of regular units) or the utter failure of crossbreeding with techs that produced the now extinct TE Tech.
God help me...send a combat lineman.
Don't send a boy todo a Liney's job.
Hairys (Combat lineman), Marys (Telemechs) and Fairys ( TE Techs).
300+ pound men, protect the quarterback and push the defensive linemen forward on a run play. They are the only males that are 6 foot 5 weigh over 300 and can still run a 4.4 40 yard dash. They are the hogs on the team and require the most water breaks and are usually smarter then the defensive linemen since they need to know all 200 plays and 100 line calls. Slower then defensive linemen, but smarter, they put all the retards on defense because all they have to do is kill the man with the ball.
The defensive line was pushed back by the mean, fat offensive lineman when the ball was snapped.
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According to the far superior power lineman, they are called 16 foot daredevils. They think they are hot shots but in all reality, their only job is to make sure people can watch pornhub.
That cable lineman is scared of heights, but at least I can watch porn.
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A Wichita Lineman is a twist on the classic Cherokee Chinstrap with a gravy chaser. Instead of the woman farting into a jar she strikes a gong with the man's testicles and then claps her hands three times.
She asked for a witchita lineman, that's when I knew I found my soul mate.
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Usually a 6'3 300 pound monster. The offensive lineman usually holds but hits like a truck.
Damn I bet he's a offensive lineman
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The act of yanking out a woman's tampon before going down on her.
Billy pulled the old Wichita Lineman before licking her warm cherry pie.
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when six guys are together violently jerking each other off in a line but the sixth guy is behind the third man fucking him in the ass
the boys and were filmen some lineman porn