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An Alyssa who overachieves, winning awards, and is ostensibly better than you in every way, especially when used in a direct comparison.
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an interesting prodigy that practices 40 hours a day.
sacrilegious boi: i can play 15 notes a second
edwina (asian mom): i saw ling ling's mother the other day. she said ling ling already doctor la! he practice 72 hours a day! What are you doing!? HUH!?
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A character made up by two Asian YouTubers, Twosetviolin. The ultimate musician who was born a genius. He has an abusive mother who if he doesn't practice will king pao his chicken or ma pao his tofu. Ling Ling practices 40 hours a day, and he's always better then you. He won the Menuhin competition at 5. Ling Ling can play every instrument, but he never plays the viola. Ling Ling does not have an audition, the orchestra auditions for Ling Ling.
Person1: look I'm getting better at violin!
Person2: you're not Ling Ling yet go practice 40 hours.
Tiger mom: your intonation is terrible, your rithm is trash go practice more, or I kung pao your chicken! Look at Ling Ling he practices 40 hours a day and he won the Menuhin competition alredy.!
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A (generally Asian) student who overachieves, winning awards, and is ostensibly better than you in every way, especially when used in a direct comparison.
Parent: "Why you no work harder! Ling Ling de mother told me when we play Mahjong, he practice violin 40 hour every day! How you my son, always lose second to Ling Ling?"
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1. Preforming Music (orchestra) with no flaw, no tempo changes, or mistakes.
2. Playing literately better, and faster without messing up.
3. Being good at Music (again, orchestra), and I mean good.
Oh my stars, are you Ling Ling, your intonation is perfect!
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Ling Ling: The god of all music, practices for 40 hours a day and can play any music on any instrument instantly without any suspicious of sacrilege.
I thought you were practice? The Ling Ling in you class practice the 40 hour a day but you no even do 25? DISHONOURABRU!
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Ling Ling Offensive racists slur used to describe a Asian woman who doesn’t speak English well and works at a nail shop.
Racists Bigot Evelyn Lozada from the reality tv show Baseball Wives referred to CeCe; an Asian woman as “Ling Ling” and called another cast member named OG; a black woman; a “Monkey”.
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