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The act of ejaculating on your partners face, then taking your right thumb and smearing the semen from left to right across their forehead and saying in a Rafiki-like voice, "Simmbaaa".
That chick took my copy of The Lion King last night!
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When you’re fucking a girl and she begins to bleed from her vagina, you mix your cum in a cup with her blood, and proceed to dip your fingers in the cup. Begin to draw two lines on her forehead, one on each cheek, and another two on her chin, thus completing the action of Lion Kinging
“So basically I was Lion Kinging Sandy Cheeks and she kinda looked like Simba.”
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During coitus, whilst pleasuring a woman with a fist. Insert one fist fully into the woman's vagina and insert the other fist fully into her anus. Using your fully developed forearm strength lift her above your head singing "Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba Sithi uhm ingonyama" (Intro to Lion King)
"Look at the veins in my forearms" -Cueball
"What Happened?" -Rodwell
"I pulled a Lion King on that bitch last night" -Cueball
"You're a god..." -Rodwell
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When you go all lion king on your phone, and put it high up in the air to get reception.
Yesterday I was in the subway and had to go lion king on my phone to get some bars
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Putting any transferable pigment (e.g. eye shadow, slow drying ink, or face paint) on your thumb then drawing a line across a victims forehead whilst shouting "Simba".
1: So yeah i went to see the Lion King 3D it's really good
2: Oh? Who's your favourite carachter?
1: Probably Rafiki. Yours?
2: Mine's definitely *rubs thumb across forehead* SIIIIMBAAAH!
Prime example of a real life Lion Kinging
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My favourite movie and soundtrack of all time
can you feel the love tonight? the peace the evening brings
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