To "liss" something means to steal it, and resell it at the most profitable price. Usually the stolen object is a cell phone, ipod or just cash. Once an object is lissed it will never be seen again.
Bro i think Scott lissed my phone, let's go kick his ass!
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What lissing actually is is a cross between intimate kissing and licking
You go in for a loving smooch but, in the final second, turn the move into a lick hence 'lissing' !
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The act of being infatuated with limp dicks, often associated in gang bangs. This is the result of hard, erect dicks no longer able to satisfy their now blown-out orifices from previous gang bangs. Someone can be a Liss, or be Lissing. Both noun and verb is accepted.
Did you see that Liss? That limp dick loving Liss was Lissing after dem-boys
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Laughing so hard you piss yourself. Laugh + piss = Lissing.
The new comedian at the Comedy Club had me lissing all night long!
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a fatty douche, who sucks on poop, and macks on large, european ladies, possibly dudes.
"Ew, that guy over there, the one getting whipped cream licked off of his face by that huge whale, is a rob liss."
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