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(n.) Children belonging to someone else that annoy you, Particularly neighbouring childer.
The little bastards of joy were setting fireworks off until two in the morning and throwing balls into my garden so I took them to thier milf and said I'd spank them hard unless I got something for my mental anguish. After putting them to bed, Victoria dropped my jeans and blew me, allowing me to deposit a sweet load of man milk into her mouth.
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That tiny spot on your back, you just can't reach when it itches.
oh you itchy little bastard, I'm gonna scratch my back against a rough wall.
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The population of North America. All the republicans.
"Hi, im from North America & im a republican"
"well you're a sad pathetic little bastard"
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means:
people who diss celebrities and other famous people to make themselves feel better!
sad American boys who live in their parents basements downloading porn all day!
Scally fuckers from England who have Bleached-Blonde hair who wear cheap Burberry hats and Rockport shoes saying, "Buzzin" or "thats canny man yeah" or "ere mate save us two's"!!
someone who has no comman sense!
Someone who doesn't care about being succesful, and will probably work in McDonalds for the rest of his/her life! and always say, "d ya want fries with that?"
people who take drugs and smoke pot/weed (it all kills you eventually) but they don't care!
and there's lots of other sad patetic little bastards out there, and EVERYONE THINKS YOUR SAD!
Scally says: "ere mate can you get served"
Punk says: "no, im off to go die my hair black"
Basement liver says: "Celebrities are sooo stupid, they like pose all the fuckin time, they are so retarded!"
Normal person says: "You just say all that shit to make yourself feel better, you might look "good" on the Internet but your an acne-faced motherfucker"
i hate these people!
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Any man who drives around all day on a Harley or in a sueped up truck that is lifted enough to look like a monster truck. Often times they will sit in a driveway and rev there engines at 2:00am when everyone else is trying to sleep. One thing that is very important is the vehicle needs to be obnoxiously loud. Doing these super masculine things makes up for there small dick.
Extreme cases include things such as testicles hanging on a trucks trailer hitch or handle bars on a motorcycle that reach 3 feet in the air (making it extremely hard to drive, yet extremely masculine). These extreme cases fall in the subcategory of baby dick bastards (or BDB for short). A BDB's dick is extremely small, much like a baby carrot.
Jim was woken up at 3am by a little dick bastard reving his motorcycle up in the middle of the night.
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a combination of the insult "piece of shit" and the insult "little bastard". Can be used in most situations.
Jay: Stop trying to steal my woman you little piece of bastard!
Joe: Whoa man, lay off with the little piece of bastard.
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A male dog
That Horny little bastard was tryna shag me dog