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Bleeding the lizzard

Taking a piss.

Look at that! All three of us bleeding the lizzard.

by vneckfalcon March 11, 2011

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John Lizzard

A name for a angry Lizard who just wants to make your day a living hell

fuck its a John Lizzard

by Iamveryannoying November 4, 2020


bleed the lizzard

piss, pee, urinate. only used for guys

"Hold on, dude. i gotta bleed the lizzard"

by Gabe Watson June 4, 2005

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lizzard king

Lizzard King
noun:

1. A lizzard, here, may be defined as any individual belonging to the group of women, named Elizabeth, who are known by their common nickname Lizz and who in some way or another resemble a real life lizard. A Lizzard King is the kind of man who serially dates Lizzards because he has terrible taste in women and none of his friends ever say anything to him about it.
2. In all likelihood, Lizard King probably just misspelled with two instead of one "Z''. He's still King of the Lizards, though.

1:
John: Dude, she looks like a reptile.
Jerry: You mean Elizabeth?
John: Yea. She's a total Lizzardโ€”oh shit it's Henry!
Notorious Lizzard King Henry: John, did you just say Lizzard!? Where? That way? Are you pointing that way? You are pointing that way? Ok, ok I'm going!

2:
Lizard 1: Hsssss!
Lizard 2: Hsssss?
Lizards 1&2: Hsss-hsss!!

Lizzard King: That's right, bitchessssssss!

by PoorClimb February 11, 2014

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piss lizzard

A house pet which pisses on the floor wherever it pleases.

*A man walks into the kitchen* "FUCK" he exclaimed with great frustration "You little Piss Lizzard, I'm telling the kids you ran away!" He yelled as he forcefully punted his cat directly into the ceiling.

by Dboneskrilla May 4, 2015


Street Lizzards

People who rome the streets late at night looking for some cut or some action.

A man it's a whole lot of street lizzards out tonight.

Get in the house ya damn street lizzards.

by Neeci July 25, 2006

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pit lizzard

a female, usualy in her 20's to early 30s roaming the garage area or pits at a NASCAR event hoping to hook up with a driver. Possibly even a crew memeber.

Dale Jr's ex, Kortnie Coles is a pit lizzard.

by stephliana August 24, 2007

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