KPMG LLP

This is a place that is the equivalent of a sweatshop. They hire from all walks of life (even South Africans and little Sicilians). Employees are overpaid and the hours are completely unreasonable. The Long Island Office Managing Partner goes by the name of Slapdick and is known for muff-diving on his decrepitly old admins during lunch.

Gismo works at KPMG. He is a pizza boy for Rob Behar. This year he will be promoted to second-year.

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KPMG LLP

a GREAT place to work...

like dipping your nuts into a wood chipper

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KPMG LLP

what really does kpmg mean anyway? does anyone know? ill give money to who ever can tell me.

how can one give an example about what kpmg is when one doesnt know for sure what it means?

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mackay llp

The United Nation boot camp, where the drill sergent changes his mind to suite memory and mood.

Bobby works at mackay llp, he constantly changes his file for his boss.

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LLP

Lil' Lukie Pookie

hey LLP, you lookin fineeeeee today

LLP

Lit, Laid, and Paid or LLP is used to recruit high school athletes to a certain college.

Bama is about to give me that LLP

LLP

Lesbian Life Partner

"Everyone who is not an ex-husband or a lesbian life partner (llp), out to go!"