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When a man stuffs feces into the vagina and anus of his partner, has sexual intercourse with both orifices, and transmits HIV to the unknowing partner whose orifices are filled with shit.
Dude, Zachary totally gave that fat stripper the Lo Mein Buffet last night. Wait till that bitch finds out she's got AIDS, that's gonna be fuckin hilarious!
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When a girls clam is hidden by an abundance of pubic hair, resembling a bowl of lo mein noodles.
Yea she's hot, but damn that thing is hairy. Some serious clam lo mein.
When a person uses soy sauce, hoisin sauce or any other sauce used in Asian foods as lube.
Person 1: Hey man, did you ever hook up with that chick you were talking to last week?
Person 2: Oh yea bro, she let me back alley lo mein her on the second date. She even picked the type of sauce hahaha.
Person 1: That's wild man. So what did she pick?
Person 2: Soy sauce bro. You know how much I love soy sauce on what I eat hahahaha.
Lo mein (n): a word used to mean "stop" during role play.
Suppose two people are roleplaying and one says "Stop", it doesn't necessarily mean stop but if they say "Lo mein", it means stop.
Wmmyou get the lo mein brain from tik tok
She downloaded the tik tok and the Chinese gave her the lo mein brain. Nothing but a zombie now. Her barin turned into Ramen noodles.