When a girl is getting tit fucked while the guys dick is cover in bread crumbs.
Guy 1- "Man, last night, I was really loaf breading this chick hard, you should really try it."
Guy 2- "The fuck is loaf breading
Guy 1- "Oh its when you're titty fucking this chick hard with bread crumbs over your dick."
Guy 2- ".....Dude, your food fetish really freaks me out."
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Somebody who's not quite mentally competent
Similarly you may use the phrase, a few fries short of a happy meal
Weird Bus Dude: Hey wanna be my friend????? (waves spastically)
B: Can't Say I do
S: Well that guy is a few slices short of a loaf of bread!
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A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou β hold the bread! β Lovers who have their priorities exactly right. At a certain point all we have are the memories we create together. You donβt need much else.
βA loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou β hold the bread!β just means: In this moment all I need is you and maybe a little wine might be nice too. But, if I have βyouβ I might not even need the wine either.
Husband:
βA loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou.β
Wife:
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou β hold the bread! And if thereβs no wine, all I need in this moment is you.
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when you see a bunch of white people in a line at a store or restuarant.
Dude, look at that Loaf of Wonder Bread over at the mcdonalds counter line!!!!
Ya no shit man!!!!
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