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someone who owns your heart. cannot switch lobster. one person for life.
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A sunburn.
Slather on some SPF when going out in the sun otherwise you'll end up with a case of Lobsteritis!
A crustaceous animal whose habitat consits of cold pacific shallows and deep sea beds. I'm sure in a few months it will mean vagina.
Mmmm, I could go for a lobster dinner!
Mmmm, I just had a lobster dinner from your mom.
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A new way of defining the term "sunburn."
Guy 1: Damn, you're really red from that sunburn.
Guy 2: I hate being a lobster.
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when you administer a shocker to two different girls at the same time.
Ahern administered the elusive lobster on those two women he met in vegas.
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A lobster is a sea creature that picks a partner and mates for life.
Lobsters mate for life. She's your lobster!
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when u shove/force ur ass in a girls mouth while she makes her hand like a claw and squeezes ur nuts
oh snap i just saw dylan d and sterling c lobstering yolanda
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