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1. Suburb located in the shire
2. Deep shit-hole
3. Where franny lives
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A "Loftus" is when someone is mistaken into revealing their love for someone else, when in a completely sober state.
Jamie: Allow, I got baited out by Jack over my love Laura.
Everyone: Ah mate you had a Loftus done to you
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The act of putting a lacrosse stick in between your legs and then using it to poke someone in the butt area.
Richard Loftus gave is notorious move the dirty loftus to one of his friends who asked what it was.
Fail. Ultimate fail. Hole. Crap. Deep hole. Garbage. o-o
Keywords. Anyways, Loftus fails, It has a service station, and a bottle-o, thats about it. It smells bad, And A.Russo lives there. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
O noes, we near Loftus, TURN LEFT TURN LEFT DAMMIT.
Okay men, we're going into Loftus, Wear your gas masks. OH MY GOD, LEYROY, THE RATS, BLAAAAGGGHHH~ *dies*
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An adjective used to describe an annoying person who is obtuse or stupid. Similar to goofus or dorkus.
Rich is a total loftus, always saying innapropriate things and telling stupid stories.
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when ever your with a group of friends and someone you dont really like shows up so you ditch em and get the fuck out. usually preformed in a fast manor
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who the fuck invited kent to the movies, lets pull some loftus action and get the fuck out here
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When a guy sleeps with his girlfriend knowing that he has a STD (that he has caught off someone else) - he then passes it to her and blames her for giving it to him.
Frank: "Steve, how did your girlfriend take its when you told her that you had chlamydia?"
Steve: "She felt guilty and brought me a playstaion 3"
Frank: "how did you manage that?"
Steve: "I gave her the loftus surprise"
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