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The act of fucking reverse cowboy style while using rusty hooks and the reigns.
Note; make sure to stretch beforehand, as the rusty hooks will require you to stretch your arms backwards and your dick forwards and under.
This should only be done to avoid doing anything important. Especially when being asked to help do something that would otherwise inconvenience yourself.
Ex: Joseph was supposed to pick up the kids but called saying he was busy with the lonesome dove, and now child protective services is here.
Adam was supposed to help us carry grandmas casket at the funeral but ended up lonesome doving us.
I have a job interview today, but I think I might lonesome dove that shit.
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a fart that the human race will never know the smell of, for nobody can smell their own fart. We will never have proof what it smells like. Does it smell bad? Does it smell like a garden of roses? Does it smell like cookie dough? The world will never know! Because when someone lets a lonesome fart pass between their buttcheeks nobody is around them to hear it. In other words, a lonesome fart is when you cut the cheese when nobodys around.
After the bean and burrito party had ended and all of the guests had left, Marissa let out a lonesome fart.
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SUNDERARAJAN PICHAI 0WNS THIS DEFINITION.
THERE'S N0 PLACE LIKE CHR0ME.
Watch out for 21 JUMP STREET.!!!!
G00GLE STARTUP J0KES all the TIME. on the EGOTISTIC URBAN DICKFACE.
OCCUPATION "SHITEATER"
Understand READ the TRAIN CUMMING to BLOW IT'S WHISTLE you ever (wonder who) saw this SANDBOX BR0WSER ANAL ALAN PED0PHILE PEDOPHILE is walking thinking about the M0UNTING VIEW of UR HIGH ANUS giving this PITCH JAMES ALLEN NELS0N as he made the VIRUS LONESOME ROAD sound exactly like.the CAL TRANS as just listen INTRO and PHILLIP at the MEN L0 CAFE HAS a start up called MARKET TRAIN use to work for AMAZON in the past as that MECHANICAL ENGINEER ANUS gave me a PARA SITE VIRUS called CLAW MEDIA. BALD L00K is a catchy PH666ASE you think as take a CLOSER look
HOW T0 NOT BE A DICK is your start up MAN yoU anAL ALAN as trying to get a FAG DATE BY praying to the GOD OF HYPOCRISY as look "THEY CAME AS ROMANS TOO are PEDOPHILES but do you think any of these START UPS MEN YOU METE is going to date A LONES0ME ROAD when you keep showing YOUR DICK as you wouldn't know it oh yeah!!!! BUT I an a FAGG0TS FAG ALAN I WALDMAN said" , but really "their having a METE-ING TEEMING
Stamped on his LONESOME RODE which LONESOME ROAD address has been BIRTHED somewhere else because GOLDen RIDGE BARRINGTON 21 PIL0TS FLEW away from the RIIDE to the ORANGE GROVES everywhere and the worse thing 60 anything is TAKEN by the REAL SAN FRANCISCO FAGG0T'S that BLACK BALLED ANAL ALAN at the FINANCIAL DICK STRICK PAGLIONE DADDY LEVITTOWN TRUCKING COMPANY 19G00GLEPLEX.19BUTTH0LE.19PISSH0L 19CIGARETTE (HEY) HEY HEY HUDS0N and to mention these were super MACHO FAGG0T'S that wouldn't ever deal with anything GIRLY.
One who farts freely and wishes there was someone else with them so they could at least be embarrassed.
He was alone and gave a lonesome fart.
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While wearing a cowboy hat.
The act of mounting an actual saddle (or blanket) on her stomach and fucking her (reverse cowboy without the saddle or good ole fashioned horse fucking style with the saddle) while using your fingers (rusty hooks) as the reigns.
Note; make sure to stretch beforehand, as there rusty hooks will require you to stretch your arms backwards and your dick forwards and under.
Make sure to also that ass and make her Winnie and trot around before hand.
This should only be done to avoid doing anything important. Especially when being asked to help do something that would otherwise inconvenience yourself.
Ex:
I was supposed to help carry grandmas casket at the funeral but ended up lonesome doving them.
I have a job interview today, but I think I might lonesome dove that shit.
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A lonesome fart is when your ass produces a sound similar to "EEEeeeeEEeeeeeeee...pfft"
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lonesome john is when u put ur dick in a glass jar and wait till it gets hard then it hurts for first 1 min then feels really good.it feels like its numb but u still have a hard boner
ryan did a lonesome john in public
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