Longneck

A Submarine Sandwich, e.g.: hoagie, sub, grinder, hero, etc

I feel like a Longneck for supper, tonight!

longnecking it

Just chilling or being awesome.

Look at those kids back there back there

yeah, just longnecking it.

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Longnecker

Someone who is a hardass for no reason, and has absolutely no respect for and often behaves in a derogatory fashion towards women.

If Longnecker pulled a knife on me, I'd pull off his back-left chode so he and Liedel could chode-fuck.

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VB LONGNECK

ONLY THE REAL FUCKIN BEVERAGE MEN DRINK AT TWETY TWO EIGHT IN THE FUCKIN MORNIN, THE BLOODY MEN THAT DRINK THIS SHIT HAVE IRON BALLS AND SOLID TITANIUM AS THEIR FUCKIN PENIS. U CANT BE TOUGH CUNT IF U CANT HANLDE A VB LONGNECK BRIGHT IN THE FUCKIN MORNINGS WITH UR BLODDY CUNT OF A BREAKFAST

I had a VB Longneck

Longneck Threesome

The practice of drinking a beer (from a longneck bottle), then drinking a wine cooler, Finally finishing it off with another beer.

Instructions:

1. Drink your favorite beer from a glass bottle. 2. Then Consume, what some may say is a girly drink, i.e. a bottle of Bartel's And James. 3. Finally, Drink another bottle of beer. Hence the term "Longneck Threesome"

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Longnecked

Covering yourself in peanut butter with the intention of having it sensually licked off by a giraffe.

Not phased by his mom's rejection of his unique kink, J-Whiz snuck into the New York Zoo late one night to get longnecked.