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FREAKING AMAZING
The best thing/person around
Deffinetly not a weirdo
or a skank whore
but someone everyone adores
can also be used as a compliment
(see example)
Person:
Aww your such a loobie lou
You: aww id like to say the same
BUT YOUR JUST NOT THAT AMAZINGG
When you get the straight laced conservative white man to suck your dick behind the Hobby Lobby.
I was getting the eyes, I thought he wanted a hooby looby.
He made an anti gay comment in the check out line and I told him I'd give him a hooby looby in the back. He said yes!
When you roll a joint, and cover it with sex jelly, and then light it and stick it up your ass and suck in with your sphincter. You inhale the smoke through your butthole getting a most desired high.
"Ohh yeah, its party time! Light me up a loobie doobie!"
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The act of when a person with a lobster fetish prepares to insert a fresh lobster into an anus. However, to insert the lobster, the person must loob up the lobster in order to insert the lobster into the anus.
Before Abdul could speak a word, the love of his life spoke four words he has been waiting for for 25 years: "Let's do Looby Lobster tonight".
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A man who refuses to acknowledge or admit his uncontrollable lust for a woman.
Limes: Oh I'm sorry you're feeling low dearest. Shall I get Cheryl to come and see you? I bet she'll cheer you up.
Stu: I don't think I could cope with Cheryl. Lovely though she is, she scares me.
Limes: Oh Looby Loo...........!
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A determined, magical, brave and super-sexy example of the species 'Realus Ladyus'- sometimes known as a Lady-Onyourarm and a Whoreinbedicus (a combined reference to the very rare lineage of this line).
Legend tells us that, once met, this individual takes at least 15 years to mature fully, and then should be married, with all due haste, in order to properly release magical properties.
Guaranteed to blow your mind, this fey creature is dangerous; having the fatal ability to suck the chrome off-of a trailer hitch.
Approach with CAUTION and EXTREME PREJUDICE, unless equipped with the balls of a brass monkey.
"Oh my GHOD...did u see that man's HEAD cave in?"
----"Yeah! It looked like Looby-lou herself had blown him!"
"Oh NO! I've made a man-mess in my pants!!"
----"Yup! Looby-Lou has the same effect on me!!!"
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When you try to spit on your genitals in order to lubricate a sexual process, but you're either sick or dehydrated as fuck or both
Her: Spit for me, big boy
Him: EHhh... alright then *hock ptu*
Her: Oh my god, a loobie *Swoons*