The ride you're on when everything you do screws up.
Just after the lame job interview I bailed on the stairs on the way out. Someone get me off this loser cruiser!
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An ugly hunk of junk car with tri-colored paint job on it. Usually a rust bucket that looks like it's worth 2 dollars tops.
Something you would be embarrassed to be seen in. Usually driven by poor people or ugly people.
Check out Sarah's Loser Cruiser.
I would be embarrassed to be driving around in that thing.
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A school bus transporting high school students. While it's customary from elementary and middle school students to ride the bus to and from school, a high school student is a "loser" if they aren't driving, getting rides with friends or doing after-school activities.
Wow, look at that loser cruiser going by with just one teenager on it sitting in the front!
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Commuter train that delivers commuters from the suburbs to the
city.
"Im going into town tomorrow on the Loser Cruiser."
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A really shitty car such as the ELEMENT or a school bus.
Haha look at the losers in the loser cruiser!!!
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A vintage, (i.e. nothing newer than 1980) small motored, street bike that is in imaculate, original condition.
"-so this old tattooed dude was totally rockin' a Loser Cruiser"
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when donut operator creates a challenge who can create the best context for when a peaceful protester jumps on a police cruiser
Peaceful protester: yo watch me jump on this police cruiser
Peaceful protester 2: alright bro
(misses the fucking thing entirely)
Donut Operator fans: oh hes a loser on a cruiser