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loser cruiser

The ride you're on when everything you do screws up.

Just after the lame job interview I bailed on the stairs on the way out. Someone get me off this loser cruiser!

by Olive_oil May 11, 2009

3๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Loser Cruiser

An ugly hunk of junk car with tri-colored paint job on it. Usually a rust bucket that looks like it's worth 2 dollars tops.

Something you would be embarrassed to be seen in. Usually driven by poor people or ugly people.

Check out Sarah's Loser Cruiser.

I would be embarrassed to be driving around in that thing.

by jaguar23 November 14, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Loser cruiser

A school bus transporting high school students. While it's customary from elementary and middle school students to ride the bus to and from school, a high school student is a "loser" if they aren't driving, getting rides with friends or doing after-school activities.

Wow, look at that loser cruiser going by with just one teenager on it sitting in the front!

by SToleniPOD February 26, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Loser Cruiser

Commuter train that delivers commuters from the suburbs to the
city.

"Im going into town tomorrow on the Loser Cruiser."

by Brent June 18, 2006

16๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Loser Cruiser

A really shitty car such as the ELEMENT or a school bus.

Haha look at the losers in the loser cruiser!!!

by cartman5000 July 28, 2004

11๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Loser Cruiser

A vintage, (i.e. nothing newer than 1980) small motored, street bike that is in imaculate, original condition.

"-so this old tattooed dude was totally rockin' a Loser Cruiser"

by Retardo Montobond January 3, 2009

2๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Loser on a cruiser

when donut operator creates a challenge who can create the best context for when a peaceful protester jumps on a police cruiser

Peaceful protester: yo watch me jump on this police cruiser

Peaceful protester 2: alright bro

(misses the fucking thing entirely)

Donut Operator fans: oh hes a loser on a cruiser

by Helix5537 July 17, 2023