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A dumbass high school that isn’t really a high school. A place filled with ass fucked teachers, and weird kids. As soon as you enter the shitty hospital looking building, you’ll be yelled at by someone who stands at the door, since you don’t have your ID on. Then, when you go down to house 100 to get a new ID (for 5 goddamn dollars, I might add,) you immediately get dress coded as you walk in for the leggings you are wearing. my point is, this school is ass. it’s basically just a great value Allen High School teachers are pretty shit, layout is shit, lunch system is shit. trying to get up and down the stairs without being shoved is shit. everything is kinda just...shit.
Guy: “Hey, you go to the Lowery Freshman Center right?
Girl: ”Yeah, I do.”
Guy: “I’m so sorry.“
Girl: “It’s okay. It’ll only be one year anyways.”
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The act of ejaculating on your sexual partners back , sucking up the sticky sweet love juices and spitting it in their mouth
I wanted to see if she was a down was bitch so I i gave her the ol mike lowery snowball
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stupid ass faggot needs to go back to first grade cant say his abcs
udsfohasdulj Blake lowery
Jackson lowery is a man with such power it over throws that of gods. A jackson lowery is a legend among men, a mountain among hills, a daimond among coal. The jackson lowery is the same animal but a different beast apart from man. A jackson lowery is a powerful being and master of all.
I got beat up by a jackson lowery and told him sorry.. as i should.
The most selfless person on earth, he loves and respects his friends and those who aren’t his friends wish they were.
I wish I was Jacob Lowery
A modified Tsunami Shot. When a woman performs oral sex on a male. Upon ejaculation, the woman spits the semen back in the male’s face followed by a slap to the male’s face. Woman must yell, “Don’t treat me like a slut, John Lowery.”
Tim has been quiet since Sara pulled a John Lowery on him.
An emaculate god of a man who, with just his looks alone, causes an entire village of women to simultaneously orgasm at the same time. Causing an endless waterfall of lady juice to flood the earth for 1000 years. At the end of this flood he is brought up to heaven for his heavenly slumber until it is his time to come back and flood the earth for a second and final time.
"I believe in the God of Bradyn Lowery. His divine strength will provide women with body convulsing orgasms until the end of time. His seed is my strength."