An acronym for licks per minute, usually used to describe how fast an ASMRtist is licking the ears on a 3dio microphone.
That ASMRtist is vigorously licking those "ears", they must be going at least 120 LPM.
Abbreviation of the words "la puta madre". A widely used expression by youth nowadays.
Literally, it means "the whore mother". But it could be understood in English as "damn it" or even in some cases as the well-known acronyms like lmao, rofl, lol...
This term has multiple uses.
In a serious chat.
Boy: Tell me what happened!
Girl: I'm crying, lpm
In a chat with good vibes and jokes.
Boy: Look at the meme I sent you.
Girl: HAHAHAHAHA LPM
Like lol lpm is laughs per minute and is a unit of measure how funny a show, situation, or story is
South park has twice the lpm's of family guy, in fact family guy has one of the lowest lpm counts compared to other tv shows
The initials of the establishment “ lycée pilote mednine”
Translation from tunisian southern dialect of the word “asylum”
I love LPM
"oh wow! jeremy's such a lpm!"
"whats that?"
"large penis man of course!"