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A Lube that makes your bike faster than Usain Bolt riding a Cheetah. Don’t believe us, go and look it up yourself!
"Jeeez is that Usain Bolt riding a Cheetah?" Na that's just how fast Ludicrous AF lube really is!
The act of blowing a load into a girls nose with enough force for her to hock a loogie of cum into another girls vagina.
last night I was at sandra's house and she called her friend for a 3 way and I hit them with a ludicrous shot!
Think of the fastest speed imaginable, so fast that it is impossible to see. Now times that speed by 12 and you get ludicrous speed.
The excrement was coming out my anus so damn fast, id swear it was going to hit ludicrous speed"
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A phrase describing something that happened or took place very quickly.
Preferably shouted when drunk with your closest group of friends.
The night went by at Ludacris speed!
Or
Yo dog i'll bet u a twenty sac Ill get into dat shortys pants at ludicrous speed!
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The Ludicrous Sleep Dimension is a pocket universe where Ludicrous Sleep Demons put unhappy people. The most populated area in the LSD is an Island that holds an unknown Youtube streamer and Princess Peach from the Super Mario series.
Help, I'm stuck in the Ludicrous Sleep Dimension.
This is what British mfs named "Sir Bumble Nockntooten IV" expect you to say on Halloween rather than, "Trick or treat?"
The story of Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's expectation for children to say "ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?"
Me: *Knocks on Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's door*
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Opens door*
Me: "Trick or treat?!"
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Closes door in anger and pure frustration and starts to cry*
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Something non-football fans say to football fans to fit in. Taken from The IT Crowd.
Moss:
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
Postman:
What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?
Moss:
The thing about Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in!
Postman:
Yeah it is true. See you later, Moss
Moss:
Mind 'ow you go.