lumber

a wooden baseball bat

He took his lumber and left the field.

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Lumber

A word used to refer to a baseball bat but at the same time used as an innuendo for manmeat.

1. Yo lemme see your lumber, it's black right?

2. Need some help addin' lube to your lumber? I got the pine tar right here.

3. Whoah, your lumber is huge, i might need to use that sometime, maybe tonight... at the game.

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lumber

an acoustic guitar

"Man, this room sure has a lot of nice lumber."
"Huh?"

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Lumber

Marijuana stems. Generally referring to obnoxiously big sticks with little or no buds attached to them found in a bag of pot to give it weight.

Fuck copping weed from Jimmy man, that low-count's bags are always full of lumber.

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lumber

n. A pawnshop - the sort of cash mashine frequently occupied by broke losers.

Hey, there's a lousy lumber down the street.

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lumber

A combination of the words number and letter, in their literal sense. A lumber can be a letter, a number, or a combination of both.
Should be used in a conversation where the discussion can be about letters and numbers, and to avoid mistakes like "What's the answer to number 'b'?", or "Please reference section C... letter 14."

John: "Hey I'm on question 2 right now. Did you get number 'c'?"
Jane: "Number c? Sorry I have no idea what you are talking about."
John: "Oh, my bad. Did you get lumber 2c?"
Jane: "Yes, yes I did."

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lumber

My old neighbor who looks like her boobs grew in instead of out.

Don't go over and get a lap dance at stage #5 she looks like a piece of lumber

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