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bagged lunch

This is a version of the hot lunch or hot karl. You defacate into a tube sock and then proceed to hit someone over the face multiple times with this poo-filled specimen.

Last night Vinnie wanted this girl he had fucked to leave his place. While she was asleep in his bed, he gave her a nice bagged lunch to finally get her to leave. She would never forget this experience the next time she placed her foot in a tube sock, with the fear of stepping in fecal matter.

by Tizzell April 7, 2006

9๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


bag lunch

Usually for the kids (in school), if they don't buy a lunch at the school for almost $2.00, and it's not crap, then it's a bagged lunch. It can be in one of those brown paper bags... or in a lunch box: a hard one (I'm not talking "horny" you sick bastards), or a soft one.

"I had my Mom pack me a bag lunch," said Jimmy, "I didn't wanna put up with the crap they serve in the cafeteria again..."

by Elizabeth September 6, 2004

14๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


bagged lunch

jerking off into a condom

she pissed me off so i sent her home with a bagged lunched

by rodan October 14, 2004

3๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


bag lunch

Euphemism for booze of any variety

"Gee, biotch, how about some bag lunch?"
"What are we having today? Bag lunch!"

by Goatsnuzz June 5, 2004

4๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


brown bag lunch

When a gentleman places his scrotum and testicles inside the anal cavity of the young lady thus acquiring said "brown bag". The coated scrotum is then placed into the womans mouth thus creating a "Brown Bag Lunch".

After a stimulating night at the opera Theodore surprised Emily with a Brown Bag Lunch. As per Jeeves, the butler, cleanup was "ghastly".

by Dick Throbbington February 1, 2011

30๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


tijuana bag lunch

A bottle of muscatel in a brown paper bag. Any other fortified wine like MD 20-20, Cisco, Night Train Flambeau, Ripple ia caaeptable.

It was 9 a.m. and the lush guzzled down a tijuana bag lunch and threw the empty into the street.

by England phi beta gamma April 2, 2008

22๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


The ol' Bag Lunch

When you cover a girls face with a paper bag and proceed to rail that ho.

Ashley wouldn't shut her mouth so i gave her the ol' bag lunch and that did the trick.

by skip gunderson December 30, 2009

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