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Lynden

Lynden is a wise old soul and has a big 7 inch cock, the size of his forearm, he gets all the hoes and bangs his friends mom,

Isiah’s mom: Lynden’s cock is so huge I had to stay in bed all day,

Romans mom: he only had to go halfway in for me to beg him to stop

by Big fore arm cock April 06, 2020


Lynden

Hottest girl in the word

Everyone loves Lynden

by rhhrela March 04, 2011


Lynden

Body structure like a giant, that when he holds you, you feel safe & secure. Judging him on outer appearance wouldnt be fair, inside, he is as gentle, and tenderhearted as a human could be. A warrior for those he loves, and a mighty soldier in Gods army.

Lynden is the best husband any woman could ever want, and yes, he is taken, by me. A treasure I will never let go.

by CrY$ February 04, 2010


Lyndenism

A sense, commonly affecting gingers where you are the whitest kid in the world, is fuckng retard fag and is gay btw hes lesbian, hes ginger, white, small pp, always drinks energy drinks and gets yelled at by mr drebert. therefore hes fucking retarded. And hes a ginger

Wow, Lyndenism is a very bad desease

by nigerian prince 420 October 02, 2019


theo lynden

Theo lynden is my best friend Sophia Alcock ' s crush . She said she wanted to snog him and sleep with him.

Sophia Alcock sat on Theo Lynden ' face and farted.

by Potato Butt May 11, 2017


Lynden

Liza Koshy

Wow, is that Liza Koshy?
No, it's Lynden. There's basically no difference though

by JunoMeep November 29, 2017


Lynden

Has a huge dick, tall and dark skin.
Plays sports and has two dogs. Has an amazing best friend and they’re like Fin and Jake.

Lynden’s dick was too big!

by Gerkevion May 12, 2022