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when you eat my m&ms and i kill you
Me: where are my mms?
You: oh, I ate them. Sorry.
Me:(shoots you)
Death by m&ms
when you have hard nipples, as if you were hiding m&m's in your shirt.
It was cold out, so i asked Nick if he was sneakin M&ms.
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An urban legend that eating 5 green M&Ms makes you horny.
OMG did he have 5 green M&Ms cause he is all over her!!
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Properly filled in a brandy glass, or Ozzy will not go on stage. They can usually be found in a little sweet shop at the edge of town of Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon. Often guarded by a bloody great big Bengal tiger. The tiger can be taken out by a can of mace. But the shop owner and his son, that's a different story altogether.
So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for 1000 brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night
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The definition of a smell of combined hard work, sweat, and grease, often the smell of a truck full of doodes who just worked on airplanes for 12 hours in the hot sun.
"Man, it smells like M&M's and butt cracks all up in this mutha fucka."
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A phrase that originated in the north east of England to describe an action or atmosphere that is not being enjoyed.
"This party sucks dick for M&Ms"