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A Macker is an ignorant male, typically a white boy from suburbia who thinks he has the world by the balls but in reality is a loser. A Macker usually has just a high school education and a false sense of importance. He is highly skilled in the following arts: pimpin', mackin', lyin', cheatin', stealin', freeloadin' and destroying other people's property. This pathetic fuck will typically have a couple of DWI's, been thrown out of two colleges, been discharged by the military after two weeks when the results of his drug testing are complete, stole from every family member, friend, employer, friends of friends, has a crimnal record, thinks he's a wiggar, who's hero is 50 Cent, thinks he's a player and will rob your fucking molars while you sleep. Age range is 17-26 but a good number continue to Mac well into their 30's. A Macker is a drain on their families and society because of their need for rent money, drugs, bling, attorneys, fines, fees, and bail. The 1990's spawned the age of the Macker. It's a whole generation of fools that will live the rest of their lives in misery, poverty and dispair. Fuck them all.
Fellow Macker: Yo Macker, where you get dem boots?
Macker: Shit dog, I spent 25 cents for a shopping bag and Penny's and jammed the mutha fuckas into da bag when the stupid security dude looked the other way. What a dumb bitch he is...
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The term frequently used to describe computer hackers who run there business solely on Macintosh computers.
Yo that Patrick kid is such a god damn Macker.
I know! he got me 10 different versions of sony vegas, which i didnt think was possible, in 15 minutes.
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A short term for Smack. Typically used for Vapes. “Let me Hit your Vape”
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The male version of the "shocker" also referred to as four in the sack and one in the back.
I was with a freak girl last night she surprised me with the Macker! Man my ass hurts, but she was fun.
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Macker (n.): A man who hits on, flirts with, or seduces a female by using verbal or sometimes physical means of persuasion; a man who is not interested in a relationship, but short term gratification and who sweet talks you to get it.
"Gosh, you're such a macker. I bet you tell that to all the ladies."
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The person you last pashed, between a boyfriend and a random, you may have pashed them several times
My Mackers going to be out tonight
There goes my last macker
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holy sainted fish of surprise, a fish that has been lifted to saint hood
"Holy Mackeral Batman, the Penguin is going for the sushi gun!"
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