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Mad Hatter

A sex game that is played with two or more people. The rules are simple, while in the middle of a sex act one person, who will play the part of the mad hatter, yells "Change places!" Everyone then must rush to switch positions and or partners. The same position cannot be used twice with the same partner. This is a reference to the tea party scene in the Alice in Wonderland book.

John and Cindy liked to play mad hatter on Saturdays to spices things up.

by Lofar January 7, 2014

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Mad Hatter

1) A term commonly used by players of games like Call of Duty or Grand Theft Auto to insult players of the F2P Team Fortress 2. It mocks how much of the game and it's economy revolves around hats, and how almost everyone who plays it wastes money and time bartering for the rarest hats. They would use it to insult players of TF2, because TF2 is widely regarded by players of other, more mature FPSs to be "immature" and "all jokes and references". This is because a lot of the game is exactly that: Puns, jokes, and references to other games made by Steam. This would make it seems ridiculous in comparison to other games with more of a story line, and would make anyone who plays it seem like someone with "no taste in games"

2) Another term used by players of the game to describe other players that have a plentiful supply of hats, and many that are rare. This, in contrary to the other definition, would be used as a compliment by those who only have the Gibson to honor those that have everything from the store-bought "Modest Pile of Hat" to the envious "Pyrovision Goggles"

1) Andy: "Hey, you see that Adam guy over there? He's a Mad Hatter."

Drew: "What's that supposed to mean?"

Andy: "It means someone plays that one game, Play Fortress 3 or whatever. You know, the one with jokes and hats?"

Drew: "Oh yeah, that stupid game. I'd rather stick to GTA V, man! #YOLOSWAG360NOSCOPE420BLAZEIT man!"

2) MustacheManC2DaK: Hey, look at that ArisenJesus guy! He's a Mad Hatter! He could trade away fifty Pyrovision goggles and still have too many!"

HyperactiveNOtato: Really? I wonder if he'd give me a Anger...

MustacheManC2DaK: It's not happening man, give up on the dream!

HyperactiveNOtatoL Ok...

by HyperactivePotato March 27, 2014

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Mad Hatter

The act of defecating on your partners head whilst they are sleeping. Upon waking, the person will notice the steaming turd and immediately become mad - hence the term "Mad Hatter"

Sharlene really annoyed me by not giving me head last night, so I dropped a Mad Hatter on her! Looks like I wont get head tonight either !

by The St Albanz Hatter January 3, 2010

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the mad hatter

While a man lays on his back on the dining room table as if he is the centerpiece at a tea party, a woman comes up and puts her vagina on his head while another man tea bags the first guy while shoving a cupcake in the girls face.

Man, last night at the tea party, things got so crazy "the mad hatter" showed up.

by Thegang2 December 26, 2013

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Mad hatter

In this situation, a man would be in the process of getting head from his Partner, while he is standing and she is on her knees. Right before ejaculation the man would pull out, cum in her eyes, sit on top of her head and drop a deuce.

Last night I picked up this ho at the club and when she was giving me head I pulled off a mad hatter.

by 1TRUTH April 5, 2008

20๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mad Hatter

The act of giving a hand job in which the tip of the penis is pointed directly into the palm of the female's hand. Then, in claw-like fashion, the young maiden uses her fingers (with the palm still firmly attached to the head) to massage the shaft to the point of climax.

Steve: "So how's Donna with her hands?"

Charlie: "Well...at first I thought she didn't know what she was doing, but then I realized she was tryin' to give me the ol' Mad Hatter and I relaxed."

by CMWin October 4, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


mad hatters day

A day of madness. Ever watch Alice in Wonderland? Well ayyyeeee that's what this day is. Yep, it's real. Google it. Grab a crazy ass hat 'cause this is gonna be mad.

Person1: What's with the hat??

Person2: MAD HATTERS DAY

Person1: The shit when did this exist

by RVPQueen March 17, 2016

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