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A male who is tall, lanky, wears glasses and has a bald head.
"Shut up you Maguire"
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It is a religion Hinduism or Christianity, but we worship Tobey Maguire instead.
Person 1: I'm a fan of Tobey Maguire
Person 2: You must practice Maguirism then!
A male who is tall, lanky, wears glasses and has a bald head.
"Shut up you Maguire"
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Avery tight vagina, usually owned by a prick.
"I want to get my dick wet in that maguire but its too tight!"
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A tall lanky oke with no mates who has hit excessive deflation after vac (this may be due to his tendancy to take dangerous amounts of anabolic steriods).... When he is drunk he vividly talks about his small penis and how he loves boerie in his mouth...
Maguire: hey bro I'm drunk and my penis is small
Maguire: this would be the perfect time for a main boerie
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The strongest being in the whole universe. He goes through all parallel universes to bully the best of those worlds.
Thanos- I’m inevitable.
Bully Maguire- I miss the part where that’s my problem.
PROCEEDS TO SNAP
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The most powerful being to ever exist. He invades other universes just to bully everyone. He is immortal and can do anything he wants, including destroying the entire universe. But he wouldn't do that because then there would be no one to bully.
Person 1: Wow, did you see that guy kick everyone's ass while dancing?
Person 2: yeah, that's bully Maguire. He's the best in every way.
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