MAIDS

The combination of getting Mono and AIDS in one sexual experience(session).

I have MAIDS, I hate the bitch that gave me MAIDS, she should die.

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MAID

Materialistic asshole in disguise

Amy: Jenny don't date him just because he has a nice car.

Jenny: He says he cares for me more than his car.
Amy: He is just another maid. You can't trust him.

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MAIDS

An std you get from having sex with a slut who's name begins with the letter M.

Symptoms include:
Sores all over your body that you can probably pass off as "poison ivy"
A green dick that matches your army uniform

"Dude, you got the MAIDS."

"It's poison ivy, I swear!"

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Maid

A term used to address a female friend. It is the equivalent of mate, dude, bro, or man.

"What's going on maid? "

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meth maid

A meth head hag; An older woman strung out on meth, usually skinny, white, stringy-haired, with knobby knees; i.e. Wendy the tweaker prostitute from Breaking Bad.

Man, your root beer-loving aunt is looking rough. She's starting to look like a meth maid.

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Baghdad maid

A method of post coital clean up involving anything at hand. Could be the drapes, the bed sheets, some loose clothing - etc.

See also: Pan American and South American

She didn't have anything to clean up with after I came all over the place - So I pulled a Baghdad maid and used her shirt...

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bang maid

a woman who cooks, and clean up, and somebody that will do everything you say. And you get to bang her too.

Charlie: And I'll tell you what else, you're not gonna find a bang maid, 'cause there's no such thing.

Frank: I already did, your mom. Goodbye.

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