mailbox

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Typically, mail boxing requires three people; two being 'together' and the third man being .. unfortunate. In on it Person A will either walk up to Unsuspecting Civilian, and perhaps engage them conversation. Meanwhile, in on it Person B will creeper-sneak behind Unsuspecting Civilian and go on all fours behind them. Person A will then shove Unsuspecting Civilian, who falls backward in a confused and, hopefully amused heap while Person B gets up unaffected. To be a successful mail box team requires time and practice, and it can be beneficial to stick with one partner (especially for the more difficult endeavors). If you find yourself an Unsuspecting Civilian, you should be happy to know that you are worth mail boxing and it's all in good fun (or is it?)

Mail boxing tends to involve three people, but can include many more if a mail box war breaks out. It is a great way to pass gym classes with subs or introduce new members to your crew or track team. (No, it's not hazing!) Such should be done in grassy areas or padded mats; avoid dangerous objects such as concrete and knives. >.>

Morgan: hey, let's go mailbox Broch.
Kristen: okay, shotty knees.

Morgan: Hey what's up?
Broch: Not, much, you?
Kristen: *crawls behind Unsuspecting Civilian*
Morgan: Oh, you know, not much.
Broch: So, you wann--*is pushed*
Morgan & Kristen: *giggle and run*
Broch: What the fuck?!

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mailbox

talking to yourself to somebody.

mailbox: "we are watching bohemian rhapsody now. Johanna, Laila and me.
I wanted to tell you that you are on my mind 🖤"

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mailbox

SailorSenshiWriter of the IRC community; one who plans to harm "Bill Clinton" very severely in a manner that will involve many swords and other sharp, pointed items.

...Do I really need to explain? *glowers at "Bill Clinton", a thousand swords hovering around her*

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mailbox

One of the many ways that heterosexual male friends show each other their genitals to be funny. Kindof like giving somebody the brain or the batwing, the mailbox is the act of flipping the erect penis upward, exposing the scrotum, thereby "raising the flag."

Yeah, he gave me the mailbox. He raised the flag.

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mailbox

1. (n.) something to put mail in
2. (n.) name of a gay bar
3. (n.) sex toy for women (usually a box with men in it)
4. (v.) to shit in someone's mailbox
5. (n.) nickname for a vagina (because of its ability to take packages)

1. John: hey chris, you're playboy is in the mailbox
Chris: k thanks

2. Tommy: lets go to the mailbox tonight

3. Cindy: oh i just love my mailbox

4. Allan: dude lets get drunk and mailbox

5. Luke: so did you see her mailbox last night?
Alex: yeah i put my package in it

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Mailbox

Coined by YouTuber and Twitch Streamer RTGame.

A person who says nothing of note (i.e Spam)

He never shuts up. What a mailbox.

Mailbox

a person who says nothing of note.

i.e, spam

"God, John is such a mailbox!"