My Main Bitch

That one fucker you're stuck with for the rest of your life because they know far too much for you to just be casual friends
Much like a parasite you are one in the same being except a main bitch has better taste in movie trivia

Check it, here comes my main bitch, gotta bounce :)

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wanna get ur main bitch taken

when someone’s being annoying you say “wanna get ur main bitch taken?”

bro 1: man fuck you

bro 2: you wanna get ur main bitch taken?
bro 1: *silent*