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"CHEATING"
When your significant other is at work and you're "SICK" at home you can asking someone to come over and "MAKE YOU SOUP" meaning, I want to cheat on my partner while theyre at work.
"Wahhh im sick and Joey's at work. Someone come over and MAKE SOUP for me "
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Having mud butt, the squirts and what not. Call it mud butt.
"Dude that taco killed me last night! Iv'e been making soup all day!"
"Dude, don't go in the bathroom! I made soup all over the toilet seat!"
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Basically going down on your girl when she maybe not the freshest, like after a tough days work and gym and she feels sweaty.
Quite often she’ll not want you to as that’s how unclean she feels, but whole idea is that at least she tastes better than that of soap and bubbles.
You get to appreciate the taste of her natural womanly flavour.
It is truly amber nectar.
Him: I want to muff you so much
Her: it’s not gonna happen tonight, I’ve been down the mine all day and I’m a bit sweaty.
Him: well you don’t make soup without stock
Basically its a indirect way to propose to someone.
his crush : Good morning!
Him : *stunned by her* can you make me miso soup every morning?
his crush : What does that mean?
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A figure of speech used to suggest that a task is too unbearable and taxing for someone to perform. Not to be taken literally or suggest that a deal has been made.
We will Pay you to make French onion soup
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