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I'm Not Here To Make Friends, I'm Here To Win

A term people use as an excuse to act like a total douche.

It's also a huge cliche, usually used by talentless young women on reality TV shows.

"No, I don't care what they say or think. Screw them. And you know it's like cause I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to WIN... yeah, yeah..."

by Bobo_Haha December 20, 2009

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how to make your friend shut the hell up

SLAP DAT BITCH

how to make your friend shut the hell up

by DATBOIPYRO May 7, 2017

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Great story, tell it again, tell it at a party and make some friends!

What you say when someone tells a really lame, boring story that had no point. After the person finishes, say it, usually in a chant, sometimes accompanied with clapping with each word

Joe: OMG, yesterday, I went to Starbucks and I got a mocha frap, and then there were no seats! So I had to stand around waiting until someone got up, and then I sat in their seat and i took out my laptop and I played freecell.
Tina: Great story, tell it again, tell it at a party and make some friends! (clap, clap, clap)

by I. M. Cold March 3, 2010

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National make your friends cry day

June 17th is National Make Your Friend Cry Day. If you’re bored, then make your friends cry. Just make sure you apologize afterwards though. Or don’t.

Person 1 : Hey, wanna make Sarah cry?

Person 2 : What? Why?
Person 1 : It’s National Make Your Friends Cry Day!
Person 2 : Okay let’s do it!

by Caca moma June 17, 2021


Just another way of making new friends

; an idiom used sarcastically concerning any individual who's rude or abusive towards others verbally or physically.

Now that was so wrong. Guess it's just another way of making new friends?

by Panthera Atrox February 2, 2011


Make Friends

Somethings you cant/wont do

Billy: "I like to make friends."
Teacher:"wrong"

by Me.is.real December 28, 2022


Make friends with the drain

When you have to puke in the middle of a track workout, so you puke in the drain on the sidelines.

Person 1: You good man? It looks like you are about to puke.

Person 2: No, I might have to make friends with the drain soon.

by An actual South Carolinian February 13, 2020