anything inappropriate but still funny
e.g.
dressing up as hello kitty at a Japanese business interview.
parking in a disabled spot dressed in overalls yelling profanities at a cactus.
dressing up as a fish to a funeral for a guy who drowned alive.
Justin: hey James wanna get up to some Dank Malarky?
James: yeah what if we dress up like ladies and have casual sex with paying men.
Justin: I guess
1. When a bunch of homies are totally talking shit usually knowing nothing about the subject
2. A conversation among homies in which every word used is ghetto ebonics so it's impossible for a literate person to understand it.
1. Homey 1 - Man dey need to erase all Babe Ruth's cause he never had to face Satchell Page.
Homey 2 - Damn straight...he'd have less tha half dat many home runs if he played Satch.
Educated person 1 - What are those dumb asses talking about
Educated person 2 - Don't worry, it's just darky malarky
Educated person 1 - That's what I figured
2. Homey 1 - That muthafucka was bojangin my chicken little in da fat ride wit da banging hoes and jockin my gat
Homey 2- I hears ya my brutha
Literate Person 1 - Are you gentleman serious or is this conversation a bunch of darky malarky
Homies together - WTF?
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to be slightly lesbian in your ways
lena decided to cut the malarky last night, little bitch.
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A delicious part of this well balanced breakfast.
Mmmm... This Malarky Nuget Crunch is great!
Pass me the Malarky Nuget Crunch!
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From the latin "marcus sparticus swe'disceranus" This is the ultimate nickname to give someone, and only once you have reached mach 3.9991347592 can u achieve this...(see definition of mach rating)
a man was walking down the street. He saw a guy with long blonde hair crossing the road. As he saw this he exclaimed, "The saviour has arisen! long live lord Marc the Sparc malarky clown swedisco dmitri goddess...
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