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Malcolm’s a nice dude, he falls for someone hard but rarely. He’s been hurt before and still tries to see the best in that person. He’ll give you second chances even when you don’t deserve it. And if you’re reading this Malcolm, I’m sorry.
Malcolm, I’m sorry..
And yes it is me dumbass
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a woman usually a teacher probably of
(english or history, you know one of those bitchy ones) who shows towards strong tendencies towards towards dikeisim. this woman is usually "married" but keeps her madden name. she shows a strong prejudice to men for no real reason. basically a mean ass woman who is always on the rag.
dude that fuckin english teacher was totally a Malcolm, she hates all the guys in the class.
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The opposite of a catalyst, a Malcolm will act as a retardent to any process, slowing it to the point where the rate of advancement of any task is almost immeasurably slow.
The job was running on schedule but, since we started using Malcolm, we're not even anticipating an end date anymore.
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The neighborhood creeper. Very funny and friendly, but sometimes a little too friendly...
Dear Lucia,
This morning I logged on to facebook, to gladly see that I have received 12 notifications. Although, I was not glad to see that approximately 8 of those notifications were from you liking my comments or posting in a group. Therefore, I have decided to comment rape you, which is probably why you are going to have like 20 notifications.
Sincerely,
Malcolm
Lucia- great
Malcolm- ok im done. how many notifications was that?
Lucia- 40. i hate you.
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a woman usually a teacher probably of
(english or history, you know one of those bitchy ones) who shows strong tendencies towards dikeisim. this woman is usually "married" but keeps her madien name. she shows a strong prejudice to men for no real reason. basically a mean ass woman who is always on the rag.
did you hear that? that chick is totally a malcolm, she hate all the guys in our class
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The most annoying kid you will ever meet. He seems nice at first but then turns out to be a huge douche bag.
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Malcolm is a name formed by Máel Coluim which refers to Saint Columba. The word Máel is Old Irish and it means "bald". In the pre-Christian era, this would usually refer to a slave but after Christianity, they would usually be referred to as a monk. That was of course very long ago, nowadays, Malcolm is just known to describe someone for being lazy and stubborn. They are very weird but nice but weird, it's strange indeed.
Malcolm is a great friend, but he is pretty weird...
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