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An ugly looking bloke with a rather large nose, that also makes weird noises......... usaully found in the stanford area.
Oi mallard you ugly fuker get me a pint
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British slang for breasts. Commonly used when objectifying a woman.
That girl's got a stonking pair of mallards
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Word hailing from Dingwall, Highlands of Scotland meaning Pub/Bar. It is usually used in reference to you where abouts or the activity you were participating in. Another term might be 'absolute blazin' drunk.'
Mother: Hey, gudgie, where were you last night?
Son: Down the Mallard.
Hannah: OMG did you see that minker?!?
Sophie: Aye! He looks like he's been down the mallard!
Gudgie: Mallard!
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A person, usually male, who has a personality similar to that of a grumpy old man. This person is no fun, always appears tired, and tends to shoot down ideas. Voice is usually nasal, and pauses for a long time before speaking when in conversation and always wants to eat salty food. Tends to remind one of a duck (hence the name)
Person 1: Hey man, did you do last night's homework?
Person 2:.......No!
Person 1: Jeez ok. Did you get enough sleep last night?
Person 2:.......What do you think?
Person 1: Well I don't know that's why I asked.
Person 2:....... Do you have any peanuts?!
Person 3: Wow what a mallard
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A poorly thrown ball, almost a lob, that is usually intercepted by the other team
Our quarterback threw a mallard right to the other team
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Similar to the fuck boys vs real mo fuckas. Kinda like the good ole sayin about ignorance and stupidity. As RGB would say "some mallards can be fixed"
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The act of farting in another person (male or female) mouth, so that the resultant sound is very similar to a duck call. The secondary result is the unsavory taste left behind when one wakes from sleep after receiving a mallard.
When my girl was sleeping, I squatted over her head and fired off a mallard in her mouth.
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