a mallet is another name for a penis
you have a small mallet
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Taken from the word 'spiggiting'. This is commonly used and known within the vast gay community as the "shove your nuts in my mouth and i will tickle them Parade". Several activities take place during the course of this parade, and one of these great activites is where four men gather round in a circle and squirt their mayonaise into each others mouth, the aim of that game is to see who cant take it anymore. first person to leave the circle gets their 'DingDong' chewed by a homosexual chimp.
"Do you remember that 'Malleting' day?? Can't believe Toby gave up, he was doing so well but i guess Mike was filling Toby's mouth up with his love juice quicker then anyone else were. Shame that Toby had his dick chewed by Matt, but oh well....I hear that Toby and Pandy live together and usually go to 'Malleting' days together now. Toby oonce did mention that "i love Pandy's COCK", those were his excact words, if i remember correctly."
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Derogatory Term name or describtion for a penis.
Hey buddy what are you doing tonite
Im broke I think im gonna stay home and play with my fish mallet tonite.
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Gutter: Repulsive, Nasty and Embarrassing
Mallet: Destroys, Demolishes and Crushes
Bitty brought out the Gutter Mallet
A person with an extreamly large head that is shaped like a rectangle or square. Can often be mistaken for a large mallet that is used to tenderise meat. These people will always be the social retard of every event they attend. They don't understand the concept of socialicing. If insulted they will often question you about it the next day on MSN or AIM.
Man 1: Why is the sun actually hitting my face today?
Man 2: It's because Eric and his mallet head are missing today
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