MAXYM MALM

Maxym Malm is the type of person to be a little bitch, but also he is a charming little boy, I just want to have him for a snack

I want to just eat up a Maxym Malm

Malm

The act of hitting/scraping a shin from the frame of a bed typically made of wood.

*hits shin on wide bedframe*
“Ow I just malmed myself”