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i'm going to blow a big batch of man-cake batter in your face
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Any sort of pancake-like pan-fried product with "special sauce" included.
I whipped up a bunch of spunk-filled man-battered hand cakes for my guests at breakfast yesterday.
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Really really really sweaty. Imagine a chubby fellow dining out at his local pastry shop - he stands, salivating, over the counter wondering which fatty treat to shove down his gullet, and then indecision strikes and he sweats over what to order. That's how sweaty you are if you're sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.
Incidently, if you are a fat person and want a way to avoid such problems as choosing which cake, my advice is to simply buy everything. Problem solved
Kirsty: 'How was your squash game?'
Jim: 'Great, but now I'm sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.'
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when you roll one of your cousins in a carpet, cut a hole in it and fuck their ass while they cry.
"Stop it jimmy, I don't want to be the spider-man birthday cake this time"!
When a man gets cake it refers to getting women or can be used as getting some ass can also be used as a troll or a hype .
Hey pinny how was your night did you have fun are you the cake man
A mans unit or also otherwise known as his "junk"
"if you dont like it then you can suck my man cake"
The act of being squished by a transport chopper in Battlefield.